-If you've had constipation problems before
-If you've tried upping your fiber and water and taking walks
-If you've even tried an IVF risque cup of coffee to get things moving
-If you've taken stool softeners 3 times a day since starting the bcp
-If you tried milk of magnesia and still had NO result
-If you had to help small, rock hard pebbles 'escape'
-If you've tried everything, DO NOT....
Take the maximum THREE stimulant laxatives right before dinner. Because if you do that you will crap your pants in your sleep.
-If you've tried upping your fiber and water and taking walks
-If you've even tried an IVF risque cup of coffee to get things moving
-If you've taken stool softeners 3 times a day since starting the bcp
-If you tried milk of magnesia and still had NO result
-If you had to help small, rock hard pebbles 'escape'
-If you've tried everything, DO NOT....
Take the maximum THREE stimulant laxatives right before dinner. Because if you do that you will crap your pants in your sleep.
oh my god, so, so, so funny.
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Oh my goodness! Ha, bless your heart!
ReplyDeleteoh shit! That doesn't sound like fun, but I will file it for future reference :-)
ReplyDeleteha nice ;)
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